She is worth it I guess

well its been 13 days since I quit Smoking Weed...I keep Hearing from people that I'm Through the worst part.That in a couple more days.. heck I wont even miss it..Well I think that's a Crock of horse Shit. sure my body feels alittle better.. I'm eating more and I don't feel as Crappy... But I feel Like there is something Missing.. Like  piece of my brain has been shut off.I always wanted to be a Writer.. or a comedian!! I Thought.. wait till people get aload of whats in my Brain.. there gonna Fucking love it !! Now I feel like I cant say what I'm relay thinking.. And That is Death.. when it comes to comedy!! Sure.. I don't think I'm relay that funny when I'm smoking weed.. But now I'm so unfunny .. Its almost kinda funny=)_~I'm sitting here chain smoking cigarettes .. drinking Gin.. and I think to myself.. Is this what the world wants?? Another chain smoking Drunk asshole??I'm watching Louis CK on TV.. his new Show Louie!! well Hes having sex with Jone Rivers right now.. and I cant even Crack a Smile.. Lol all I can think about is stupid crap.. Like the Vatileaks scandal.. Lol the pope is launching an Investigation into how Documents curtailing his Corrupt Bull(&*%^ ever saw the light of day.. Hes not mad that thoses things are going on in his church.. or even sorry that they did.. hes mad that anyone would have the nerve to leak his shit.. and say bad thing about his High and Mighty ass..Oh and they Leaked EVERYTHING..lol from Child abuse to Corrupt banking there isn't much that this old fart isn't capable of.. And I'm trying to think of something funny to say.. But I cant!.. lol there is a gold jem sitting Right in front of me.. and I just cant Reach out for it right now... I could say something like.. well its a good thing it wasn't a Group of 12 year old boys who released these documents .. or the pope would realy Fuck them... But I cant.. well .. I just did.. But you get my point.. !! I'm just trying to get a decent job so I can take care of my New girlfriend.. she is Beautiful and I love her Alot!! so much infact that I gave up the only thing that ever realy made me happy.. Smoking weed !! and Writing Funny jokes about the stupid things that piss me off in this world..!! Lol .. I know I will be back to smoking weed as soon as I land a Good job..But still.. I cant help but feel dead inside right now..I think to myself.. Why Cant I be Judged on how well I work.. Or How Kind I am to Others.. Not how clean my piss is.. I swear .. I wish I could piss in a Giant  cup and take all the bastards in the world who think weed should be illegal and make them Drink it!! and then say THERE Is it clean enough for you asshole !!.We are all on a survivle trip now.. That's what Mr Hunter S said.. and you know ..He was right.. We are all just Scraping by Doing what we have to do to please the Morally Righteous self serving Bastards who run the show.. Lol I be when nobodies looking they do shit that would Curl Your Toes..Like The Good Reverend Ted Hagard,.. Lol he WAS.. the head of the Cristian Evangelical Church.. Lol that is until he got Caught Smoking Crystal Meth.. and blowing Gay Prostitutes.. and its not the meth.. Or the gay prostitutes that piss me off about him.. It how he holds himself up to be something hes not... and forces me to be something I'm not.. and all the while hes sitting there..smoking his meth.. and jacking his tiny little pecker off to some gay porn.. But shit on me if I smoke a joint right.. There are alot of fucked up people in this world.. And I guess The only thing I can do is play there game.. Until maybe someday.. I'm in Charge...Lol .. Ya . we would all be in troble then right.. Oh well I guess she is worth it.. Oh.. and Baby.. If your Reading this I love you..Lol and this is Proof!!! .. Ya with anyluck.. somday..I be a famous writer.. Like Hunter S Tomson.. or Hemingway.. And ill be able to smoke all the pot I want .. and none of these pencil dicked little assholes will be able to say a Dam word about it!!I guess all I can Do till Then is Fight.. and Encourage others to fight..and maybe ..If we Try hard Enough.. we will beat these worthless losers in the end.. All thoses republican .. right wing,Overly religious ,selfsevering losers wont be able to tell me..To tell US that we are morally Inferior anymore!!We will have exposed them for the Pig fuckers they realy are.. .. man I hope someone like Louis CK reads this.. and gives me a job as his.. I don't know.. errand boy or something.. that way I could be judged on who I am.. Not what I smoke.. heck I bet he would smoke one with me.. Oh well ..shes worth it.. Lol and don't worry my army of Devoted followers.. =)_~ Ill be back to smoking the Green Genie and Writing about Kurt Cobanes secret Mexican love Children soon enough =)_~ peace love dope all you Groovy Freaks

The republican GOP.. Nothing but a hit sqaud for the rich

well .. if you've  read any of my other post .. You probably get the Idea that I don't like the republican party,and if you aren't super rich or overly religious.. you probably don't either.I think there a bunch of greedy bastards =)_~ .. yes from Voting down the 9/11 first responders aid bill, To voting for lower taxes for the rich,these guys prove just how little they care about the middle class in America everyday.. they say things like.. we support "Job Creators.".. or Obama is a socialist... but really all they are is a platform for the rich and corrupt in this country to push there self serving agenda..Man .. Im only 23 .. and already in my short life I've seen America Torn apart.. Then repackaged.. bought.. and then sold to the Chinese by these autocratic shit smokers.. they prey on the stupid and weak minded.. which is why they LOVE the religious vote sooo much.. they run on the fact that they are some how.." Gods' party" and enjoy a coveted seat at most Church pulpits.. when realy anyone who truly believed the message that jesus taught wouldn't touch these fuckers with a burning bible.. lol im sorry if this post is a little more serious than some of my other jems.. but I haven't smoked weed in 10 days =)_~ and I find myself unable to blog about funny stuff right now..republicans are the reason most of us are having trouble finding a job.. republicans are the reason our country is 9 trillion dollars in debt!! and you notice the only thing they want to do about it is cut social programs like school lunches.. or women's health.. heck the only people they want to raise taxes on is YOU!!! the middle and lower classes ( I don't think to many Billionaires read my blog =)_~ ) and then.. they have the balls to try and turn it all around.. they say that its all the Democrats fault.. they like to think that people have the Short term memories  of gold fish and that we don't remember the 2000s .. they like to think that we forgot about George Bush and Dick Cheney..heck I bet they would like to forget about him.. you notice they wont even use his name.. they call it " The Previous administration" .. man I'm sitting here chain smoking cigarettes... trying to think of something funny to say.. but there is really nothing funny about whats happening to our country.. they would like to turn America in to some kinda or theocracy... where the rich pay 0 taxes and going to Church is manditory and voting is a privilege that cost $50,000!!.. Think what you want .. but this country was built on taxing the rich.. don't believe me!! then just look up the tax code from the 1950s.. the time when most of the infrastructure of this country as built.. anyone who made more than 10,000,000 was taxed at a rate of 90%.. and you notice that there were plenty of rich people back then!!. now look im not saying that I hate all rich people .. or that we should be completely socialist.. but there are some things that shouldn't be up for sale... The main reason "I" support Barack Obama is his fight for A single payer health care system .. something that Every other Western country has but us.. my mother died of asthma about 7 years ago.. it was something that .. if she had got a few simple drugs .. might have saved her life.. I think about her everyday... I think about what it would be like if she were still alive.. I also think about the reason she died.. she died so that Kaiser Permanente could make billions of dollars off of our heath care... it makes me so mad I could Cry. we dont have a Private military.. we don't have a Private fire department .. For this one reason.. there are some things .. that our so important to our way of life.. that we cant let some fat cat corporate bastards try and make a buck off it.. and trust me if they had there way .. everything would be run by fucking walmart!!!!

"Its so Easy when your evil" Geroge w Bush =)_~

The devil Tips his hat to me =)_~http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sQm_Tx2VA5Q

I just saw a UFO ... NO SHIT

well here I am ...its 3 am and Ive been trying to come up with to blog about.. then ... I SAW a UFO!! .. I just freaked the fuck out... It was a bright ball of color in the sky.. Like a tie Dyed vortex ball.. it didnt move ... it just sat there... and I was like Holy shit .. thats a UFO ... I ran insideto get my cell phone to snap a picture of it... But ofcourse when I came back outside.. it had dimmed .. It didnt go away.. but it was so faint.. my cell couldnt see it.. hell my eyes could barly still see it.. I started freaking out... I was gona call the cops ... or a scientist.. I was like " where the fuck is a scientist!!!! ... I jumped on the net and started looking for some kind of .. UFO hotline or somthing.. I came to a UFO chat room ( Lol yes a UFO chat room) and just started spilling my guts ... I said ..; HEY I just saw a UFO.. well the only other dude on the chat at the time .. Lets just call him "The ghost in the know" started telling me about aliens .. and hittler!!! Its was pritty trippy!! .. now I dont know about half the shit he told me .. But I some how felt better that I told sombody.. even if it was just some dude in a chatroom .. shit I was ready to call the cops!! .. now im just sitting here .. woundering if i even saw it atall.. I mean ..people see stuff all the time.. hell It could have been anything .. a comet .. maby a tie dyed weather balloon .., all I know is that I saw it!! life throws you curve balls somtimes .. I guess  all you can do is just go with the flow.. have a drink and just tell yourself  " Its got nothing to do with me " .. just sit back and smoke a couple of marlbro reds.. look at yourself in the mirror and say .."Your ok dude " and realize that even if you are crazy... Everything is gona be alright.. I dont know if what I saw was a alien.. Or hell fucking elvis mabey =)_~.. all I know is what I heard from a wise man on TV .. That the truth is out there ... peace love dope everyone =)_~ ... Im going to bed.. I hope I dont have any " Telepathic dreams" or any of the crazy stuff I herd on that UFO Chat room..

Sherif Joe Arpaio.. The Biggest coward in america

Wow!! good old sheriff Joe arpaio is at it again.. from beating up on Mexicans.. to illegal search and seizure of marijuana users property.. There arnt to many people alive "Outside of the plus 70 crowd in sun city az" who don't hate this bigoted bastard. now it seems that the good sheriff is finaly going to get he Just deserts after years of abusing the public at large for his own personal and political gain.. He represents everything that is wrong with the world today.. from his abuses of power to his horribal jail conditions its hard to imagine a worse human being outside of some fictional supervillins.Now that the Obama administration has finaly had enough of his overreaching right wing politics  the only question on this blogers mind is (what took you guys so long )

Good music heals the soul !! =)_~

Even though I cant smoke weed right now.. I can still feel good with good music~~=)_~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N31oFeinFY&feature=player_detailpage

drug testing is a invation of your rights!!!

Well its been 96 hours since I last smoked marijuana!!! I feel horable.. My Back hurts.. my stomach is doing back flips.. and Im Sooo pissed off at the world I could cry. I think to myself..( why should I have to quit somthing that was prescribed to me by a doctor under state law??) Well Because in california ,we can use marijuana... But we are not allowed work... WHAT??? yes thats right you dont have any rights realy if you are a pot user... jesus .. i cant even think right now im sooo mad!!! Thats one of the reasons I havent posted on my blog in the last couple of days.. I mean what the hell!! there are so many groups of people that are allowed to do such crazy shit...Musilams are allowd to wear Burkas while they get there picture taken for there drivers licence because of there religious rights!! Cristians are allowed to quit ANY job they want and get unemployment .. and all they have to say is that the job "offended there religious sensibilitys".. But I dont have a right to do somthing in my own home without the consint fear of being Fired.. wow!~! There is a bill right now in the ca  Senate bill 129 wich would overturn a ruling by the california supream court that says employers have a right to test and fire legal marijuana users in ca..I ask anybody reading this blog to please!! write your congressmen and tell them you support this bill.. because Drug testing in general is a gross invastion of your privacy!! and we support a right to Privacy here in the United states of america!! And thank  senetor Leno for interdusing this bill because if medical marijuana paients dont have a right to work... then we dont have any rights at all!!!!

spring loaded boxing glove!!

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The D.E.A ... Stupid?...Evil?...or Bolth !!

Well Here I am .. getting high ... Trying to think up somthing to blog about.I could write about George w Bushs upcoming sex change operation.. or I guess  could write about How Curt Cobain Faked his own death .. and is now running a nikki sweat shop in Tj Mexico.. But right now .. I think I want to write about somthing alittle closer to my heart... The rights of drug users in America..several days ago.. the d.e.a raided a home in southern california .. now im not going to get intothe details of the raid.. because thats not important.. but what is important .. is what happened to a young man named Danial Chong ... he was locked in a cell for 5 days with no food , water , or a toilet ... he had to drink his own piss to survive untill he was "Found" on the 5th day .. another interesting fact about the story is that the Guy was left in this cell with a large baggie of Cristal meth ...

wait a min ...There was meth in the cell??? not only did they "Forget" This kid .. but they left enough shit in his cell so that if he did "Die from dehydration" it could be easily explained by the meth found in his system.. why would he do meth if it wasn't his?? well I bet if u were locked in a room without food or water for 5 days .... you would try anything to feel better .. wich would explain h...is iratic behavior with the glass and eating it .. lol its dope phycosis" spelled wrong:" he was probably up the Whole time he was in there ... wich tells me that he was not checked on the whole time he was there when u do drugs that deprive u of sleep for long periods .. it can cause hallucinations.. these cops know this.. and would easly spot the symtoms of somone one on enough meth that hes triping  balls... they where trying to kill this kid.. probably cause they dont like people who sell that dam Ecstasy.. so like the good old boy cowboy %^*&^% most of them are .. they desided to " give him a taste of his own medicine " by just " forgetting about him" in his holding cell.. heck probably didnt have enough evidence and that pissed them off..but what ever..I love story's like this ... cause it shows how cruel people are to even accused drug users .. heck even if hes the biggest E Singer in sandiago hes not a werewolf ..and just because he sell those dangerous drugs ... dosnt mean hes not just some normal guy like you or me ... who happend to be tempted ... to break the law for money" hes Innocent until proven guilty" does that make it ok to put him in prison for 20 years .... and god forbid you can come up with enough evidence to lock this dangerous 20 somthing stoner hipster dope fiend up... you can just forget him ;) In a cell .. until he is literally so close to death he need medical attention... no one will care .. because hes a drug dealer... and he deserved it ..

                                                Ok Mr President Now show me your "Ill suck dick for oil" Face

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Is charlie sheen Realy on crack???

yes we all know who he is... the head warlock who drinks tigers blood charlie sheen himself is finaly going to be back on tv soon with his new hit comedy, Anger managment !!we all remember here about a year ago when the sheen mister took it upon himself to show us all the dangours of crack cocain abuse if your a B+ movie star with the highest paid tv show  in history!~! And that metoric fall to rock bottom may have just made him more famous in the parinoid drug culture than mr Hunter .S Himself !!!His boss has to be kicking himself in the balls now after fireing Sheen and replacing him With Ashton Butthole sucker Kutcher... now the show is nose diving harder than sheen ever did!! so, The question... Is charlie sheen realy on crack.. the answer.. well Yes!!! Obviously!!! =)_~ But he may be the shrudest Crack head in televistion since Todd Bridges!! He basicly has trippled his fan base from Dude 35-55 to every stoner,methhead, or acidfreak who ever owned a TV!!! lol Yep Im going to bet that the Rockstar from mars isnt going anywhere for awhile... and I will also bet that the Soft core Gay porn that is Two and a half men with ashton Kutcher will slowly choke out and die.. and Ashton Butthole Kutcher will go back to banging 55 year old transvestite puddle sluts like demi moore =)_~

Ok Demi show me your "Ill suck Dick for meth" Face

Wow ... That sounded bad!!  Demi Moore is actully kinda hot.... But thats bloggs I guess... Give the Internet trolls what they want!!! OH Ya Im sure this is going to set up a very progressive Discusstion.... I could blog about the enviroment ... Politics.. the Economy.. But no.. im going to set up a forum to slander Demi Moore =)_~ ... well lets see how the net Reacts to this

This is the kinda stuff my blog shall be about... crazy *(&^*  =)_~  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MwZgD7V8myE

first blog post

Well this is it !! This is my first blog posting !! These few sentences will be remembered forever by my 1000s of future followers =)_~... This shall be a blog for crazy people... to talk about all the crazy shit that pops into there heads... I guess ill mess with  the look of the site now .. wish me luck all you crazy cats

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